 seems to still be an easy target for a number of online media journalists. Even so, the bullets used to target it turned out to only have an electric shock effect like the Taser XREP rubber bullets. Not deadly level bullets like the Glock 19 caliber 9 mm Luger Parabellum bullets.){kind=link}
progresifjaya.id, JAKARTA, – The SIM Administration Service Unit (Satpas) seems to still be an easy target for a number of online media journalists. Even so, the bullets used to target it turned out to only have an electric shock effect like the Taser XREP rubber bullets. Not deadly level bullets like the Glock 19 caliber 9 mm Luger Parabellum bullets.
This metaphorical explanation is a figurative language for describing the anatomy of the news entitled “SIM Scandal at SATPAS Polres Tasikmalaya City: Rp700 Thousand Instantly Becomes a SIM, Brokers Earn Hundreds of Millions of Rupiah?” This news has been published by the online media www.tempoonline.id on Wednesday, (25/6). The author code for this news is abbreviated as red/roel.
Examining more deeply the anatomy of the negative news targeting Satpas Polres Tasikmalaya City, senior journalist Albert Kuhon could only shake his head. He said, the topic of discussion about the news was inappropriate because it wasn’t of good quality.
“I am embarrassed to discuss the negative news from the media www.tempoonline.id that targeted Satpas Polres Tasikmalaya City. Well, it is exactly like the metaphorical sentence about the bullets used to target,” said Albert Kuhon to progresifjaya.id, Wednesday, (6/25).
For the class of news, said Albert Kuhon again, the size of the bullets used is the Taser XREP rubber bullet type which has electric shock power. There is absolutely no deadly power. It only creates a scene like the Snake Market crowd. The story is different if the negative news attacks using deadly sharp bullets such as Glock 19 bullets with a caliber of 9 mm Luger Parabellum.
“The bullet metaphor is a depiction of the quality and weight of the impact of the news narrative anatomy on the target being aimed at. For the slanted news of the online media www.tempoonline.id which is now being forced to be discussed, my advice is to quickly delete it from the virtual world because it has become the subject of jokes for us old journalists,” explained the man who once served as the Head of the Kompas Daily Bureau in Washington DC while laughing.
“Want to discuss the choice of words, sentence structure, paragraphs and language structure in the narrative, honestly everything is a mess. It’s no different from a new product of journalists who are learning to write. So what else do you want to discuss? It’s better to quickly delete the news rather than become the subject of criticism for bona fide news writers with smart IQs,” explained Kuhon again.
“Forget about that slanted news that tends to be mediocre. Quickly delete it and then beg great writers to teach you how to write properly for free. Or you can try begging my favorite student, Bung Bembo, at Polda Metro Jaya to make time to train you on how to write news. That is if he wants. Ah, never mind. Bye,” he added while looking away.
Writer/Editor: Bembo